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"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."

"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."

- Steven Wright

"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."

- Mark Twain

"Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering." 

- Marilyn vos Savant

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."

- Woody Allen

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

- Fred Allen

"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."

- Robert Orben

Och så en sista som förmodligen bara Linnea kommer att skratta åt xD

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

- Mel Brooks

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

FAILURE

When you try your best, and it's still not good enough.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, FUCKERS!

"I don't want a prince to sweep me of my feat. I'd rather have a roll in the hay with the palace guard."

- Unknown

BRIBERY

Tell you what...join my side and then you'll get your advice.

SLAUGHTER

Can't be spelled without Laughter.

OPPORTUNITY

Because if you don't, someone else will.

ESCAPE

Facing your problems head on is for those who are too weak to get up and run away.

VIOLENCE

If it's not solving all of your problems, you simply aren't using enough of it.

"Gah! Ja skulle ju bara läsa texten på sidan!"

-Louise, efter att hon hällt ut en halv burk me pepparkakor.

Bromance

It's a beautiful thing.

"Det mest förunderliga med livet är att hur än jävligt illa det blir, så kan det alltid bli värre."

"I'm so gorgeous it buuurns!"

"...I think that's the sun."

- Ouran: The Vaguely Abridged Series- Episode 7

Typ själporträtt xD Fast i Sveriges kläder! x3

"Du gav mig nyckeln till min bur

Du sa flyg, men inte hur

Så jag provade och föll"

- Jag ska hålla mig vaken, Mimikry

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle."

- Plato