Heh =7=
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect."
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
- Steven Wright
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
- Mark Twain
"Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering."
- Marilyn vos Savant
"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
- Woody Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- Fred Allen
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
- Robert Orben
Och så en sista som förmodligen bara Linnea kommer att skratta åt xD
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
- Mel Brooks